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Woman:

Cthulhu Cthulhu, Cthulhu Cthulhu.

Coon:

Yeeheah!

Woman:

The evil hate-filled Cthulhu, from a dimension far away.
Flying through gates of madness and into your heart.

Coon:

Yeah, fuck all o'you!

Woman:

Turning dreams into nightmares.

Coon:

Lick my balls!

Woman:

Destroying all he sees.

Coon:

Now begins a new adventure for meee!

Woman:

You and the dark one, Cthulhu
Sharing adventures and smiles,
It's a magical band two pals can share.
Soon the whole world will be made aware of
You and the death god, Cthulhu
Makin' the world a better place.
Together you will have so much fun...

Coon:

Sending all my stupid friends to oblivion.

Woman:

You and the dark one, Cthulhu.

Coon:

Suck it, bitches!